With apologies to Mason Williams and all my friends in one of the coolest little towns around.

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Them Floydians

How ’bout them Floydians,

Ain’t they fun?

Bitchin’ like crazy, while suckin’ they thumb.

Trashin’ they neighbors on Ol’ Doug’s blog.

Pushin’ they causes like,

SAVE THE HOG!

Hippies and Yuppies and the Old Families too,

Livin’ they life in an internet zoo.

They all come together on a Friday night,

Pickin’ and dancin’ with ‘nary a fight.

How to be a Floydian?

Ain’t nuthin’ to it.

Just grab a firm opinion and hang on to it.